your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
my biggest fear is losing a contact in the shower and then having to stumble out, naked and half blind, to find the package of contacts and put in a new one
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like
and the other half is like
I am a combination of both these things, all year.